Casino Birthday Jokes

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Have a friend that LOVES to golf? Looking for a unique way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”We have over 20 funny memes and quotes for golfers that your friend will enjoy!

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1. Happy birthday OLD friend! Sorry buddy, no mulligans on birthdays.

2. Happy birdie-day! I know, bad pun (almost as bad as your golf game).

3. Birthdays are like golfing – it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count.

4. You’re not “over the hill”, you’re on the “back nine”. Happy birthday!

5. Your head’s starting to look more and more like a golf ball – bald and dimpled. Happy birthday!

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6. The golf course said that we can have your birthday party by the sand trap. Figured you’d like that since you spend so much time there.

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7. Happy birthday! Time to par-tee!

8. Hey, heard you like to golf. You’re in good company. Happy birthday!

9. You’ve got a better chance of breaking 80 with your age than on the course. Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday buddy! Not that we need an excuse, but want to cut off work and go golfing?

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11. Your age – the only thing going up faster than your handicap. Happy birthday buddy!

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12. Happy birthday! I bought you some new shoes since I heard you got a “hole-in-one” during your last round.

13. Hey buddy, let’s go clubbing (golf clubbing that is). Happy birthday!

14. Hope you have a good birthday. If not, take a mulligan and try again tomorrow.

15. Happy birthday buddy! Thanks for being there for me through roughs and fairways.

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16. Happy birthday! I called your wife and she said it’s fine to cut out and go golfing.

17. One year closer to being eligible for the senior golf league. Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday old man! That golf cart is becoming more of a necessity than a luxury.

19. What are you doing FORE your birthday? I’ve got an idea!

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20. Happy birthday! Good job avoiding that great water hazard another year.

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